With their new found hope, they grabbed the holy treasure tight in their hand....They gathered around, hoping the panties will protect them from the attacks of the E.B.B.S (Evil Big Butted Sha)....
Great Sha took a glimpse at the panties, and there was fear in her eyes....That was the item, that once defeated her....she stumbled, duno what to do....
The warriors confidence was boosted, watching Sha stumbled and helpless for the 1st time....The warriors grabbed some weapons....They rush towards Sha holding the panties as a shield, and with their weapons(chemistry, Est, Chinese text book) in their hands they shouted like they've never masturbated....
Just when they are about to hit her, the great Sha shouted and there was a big energy released from her anus, sending the warriors flying sky high.....Sha stood up, with a very wicked grin, she said :" Do you know how to use the holy panties?!"
In great shock, the warriors were stunned! God have never told them how to use it....Just when they're about to summon God....Sha rushed and hit all of them to the ground.....The blow was so hard that Giap lost grip of the panties....
Sha walked slowly towards the panties, picking it up....and released a great big fart as a sign of victory....The warriors put their heads down, not in disappointment, but to avoid smelling the foul smell....Then, something caught Ah Beng's attention...its a paper...IT'S THE MANUAL OF HOW TO USE THE PANTIES!!! The manual must be in the panties all these long, and when Giap lost it, the manual must have flown out...
How To Use the Panties
1) stretch the panties to a maximum size
2) Put it on the target
3) And let the panties work it's magic
Ah Beng was disappointed, knowing how to use the panties, but he don't have the panties.....Something struck his mind, and he suddenly closed his eyes and talk to himself....(Haiz....Teenagers now, got zhi bi zhen)
Seon suddenly arise and snatched the panties outa Sha's hand....Rupa rupanya, Ah Beng has send a telepathy message to Seon...they have been friends since primary schools, and after those years, they've created a bond which enable them to read each other....Just hope they're not gay.....
Now the problem arise, how do they put it on Sha?
Part III The Doom of all S7-rians?
(p/s: special appearance by Push)
PART II Hope...
Tuesday, May 01, 2007Posted by SsK at 1:02 PM
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Funnier! 3 mins of action+comedy!
funniest story i've ever seen
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